Once upon a time, there was a cat named Whiskers who loved to play tricks on his owner, Mr. Thompson. One sunny afternoon, Whiskers decided to pull the ultimate prank.

As Mr. Thompson was reading a book on the couch, Whiskers climbed onto the table and began to munch on a piece of cheese. Mr. Thompson noticed and said, “Whiskers, you can’t eat that!”

Without looking up, Whiskers replied, “But Mr. Thompson, I’m a cat! Cats eat cheese!”

Confused, Mr. Thompson replied, “No, Whiskers, you’re not a mouse. You can’t eat cheese.”

Whiskers, now with a mouth full of cheese, said, “But Mr. Thompson, I’m a mouse in a cat suit! Mice eat cheese!”

Mr. Thompson, unable to contain his laughter, said, “Alright, Whiskers, I believe you. But now, please clean up this mess!”

Whiskers, with a cheeky grin, replied, “I thought you said I was a mouse in a cat suit! Mice don’t clean up their messes!”

And so, Mr. Thompson spent the rest of the afternoon chasing Whiskers around the house, trying to get him to clean up the cheese mess. In the end, Whiskers just laughed and said, “You see, Mr. Thompson, I’m not just a cat. I’m a cat with a sense of humor!”